When dancing the macarena

THIS IS SO ACCURATE.

“No phone for a month.”

Other teens:

Me:

“No computer for a month.”

Other teens:

Me:

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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

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When you hear an old song on the radio…

At first you’re like:I remember this!

As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song!

Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT!

Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like: